Tidleywinker

my sexuality is chicken mcnuggets

• 1. Last kiss

yesterday i think

• 2. Last phone call

kaitlynnnnnnnn bb

• 3. Last text message

"I love you so much princess."

• 4. Last song you listened to

Madonna - Like a Virgin

• 5. Last time you cried

I don't rememberrrrrrrrrrrrrr hue
oh wait
yeah
a couple weeks ago

• HAVE YOU EVER:
• 6. Dated someone twice

NO fuk u

• 7. Been cheated on

-sigh-

• 8. Self harmed

can we not talk about this

• 9. Lost someone special

"i've lost friendships and stuff but nothing like death or anything" -shea

• 10. Been depressed

yes

• 11. Been drunk and threw up

no

• THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
• 12. had sex

no

• 13. How many people have you had sex with this year?

ur mum

• 15. Made a new friend

yes yay yay

• 17. Laughed until you cried

yES

• 18. Met someone who changed you

yes kinda????????????????????????????????????????????????

• 19. Found out who your true friends were
  

"not this year no
definitely last year though" -shea

• 20. Found out someone was talking about you

• 26. What did you do for your last Birthday

O i had my friends over and we had faygo cupcakes and a shit ton of other food and dicked around w silly string and pooped

• 27. What time did you wake up today

5:22

• 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for

the fam and colton and i go to this one guys ranch for easter diz sunday

• 30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time

oh my
probably
10 years ago? 8-10 years

• 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life

be more patient
maybe
i guess
no
a

• 32. What are you listening to right now

"Pepper" by Butthole Surfers

• 33. When is the last time you had sex?

can you stop

• 34. Who's getting on your nerves right now

this one guy
but im tryna be all zen and not get irritated
bc hes dumb

• 35. Most visited webpage

facebook

• 36. Favorite colour

bubblegum pink bb

• 37. Nicknames

colton calls me "princess"
or wik (holy shit)

• 38. Relationship Status

colton bb

• 39. Zodiac sign

SCORPIO PREAAAAAAACCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH qurl

• 40. Male or female

female

• 41. Primary school

n

• 42. Secondary School

asf

• 43. High school/college
  

12

• 44. Eye color

blueeeee

• 46. Height

5'4

• 47. Do you have a crush on someone

colton

• 48. What do you like about yourself

"a lot of things" -shea

• 49. Piercings

ears

• 50. Tattoos

not rn

• 51. Righty or lefty

righty

• FIRSTS:
• 53. First piercing

earssssss i was small
and i cried
and my parents bought be a hello kitty purse afterwards holla

• 54. First best friend

myself
yo thats deep

• 55. First hookup

no

• 56. First boyfriend

im only gonna count colton bc hes the only one that matters

• RIGHT NOW:
• 59. Eating

no

• 60. Drinking

aquawater 
water water
warte
warts
eaw
ew

• 61. I'm about to
  

go downstairs and do my hw

• 62. Listening to

Retard-o-Bot - "Jox"  my anthem

• 63. Waiting for

• YOUR FUTURE:
• 64. Want kids?

nO THANKS no
no
no.
i wanna spend all my money on fancy stuff and having fun w. or w.o my bae
not on a poopsack

• 65. Get married?

probably

• 66. Career

"something medical/psychological maybe???" -shea

• WHICH IS BETTER:
• 67. Lips or eyes

eyes but both are pretty ; u ;

• 68. Hugs or kisses

kisses but hugs are gr8 too

• 69. Shorter or taller

taller?? it doesnt matter but i t

• 70. Older or Younger

ok so were talking about preferences for a partner

same age or older
3 years older at the most

• 71. Romantic or spontaneous

BOOOOOOOOOOOOTH

• 72. Nice stomach or nice arms

both
i guess
idk having nice or toned stuff is a plus if u have it but its ok either way ; u ;

• 73. Sensitive or loud

"sensitive lil baby we can tell each other secrets and read each others diaries" -shea

I FEEL THIS

• 74. Hook-up or relationship

relationship i dont want a disease

• HAVE YOU EVER:
• 76. Kissed a stranger

ew no

• 77. Drank hard liquor

no

• 78. Lost glasses/contacts

i dont wear glasses and/or contacts

• 79. Had sex

no

• 80. Broken someone's heart

-sigh-

• 82. Been arrested

lol
no

• 83. Turned someone down

yeSs

• 84. Cried when someone died

in a video game lol
or movie
or when you see those things on the news were military people die or popo get killed and its like an "IN MEMORY OF:"
and it shows pictures of them
and yeah
also i always cry and suicide/self harm stories

• 85. Fallen for a friend

yes
hehe
h
thats kind of how i think relationships should be
relationships 1st and then yeah

• DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
• 86. Yourself

sort of

• 87. Miracles

not really
well
at least yet
bc noth
w
nevermind i do

• 88. Love at first sight

is this like hallway crushes

• 89. Heaven

idk

• 90. Santa Clause
• NO
• FUCK SANTS YOUS
• YOSIHIT
• FUCK SANSTA

• 91. Kiss on the first date

no

• 92. Angels

idk

• 93. How would you label yourself?

myself
marilyn monroe's psychedellic twin

• 94. Someone You Pray Everyday For

i dont pray bb

• 95. Did you sing today
• YE
• es

• 96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About

none of them s my d
wait this question is in

• 97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?

2 weeks ago and made sure i paid attention in math lol

• 98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For

to be content

• 99. Are you afraid of falling in love?

yes

• 100. Do you like the way you look?
• YES
• <333333333

1. Name: Carly
2. Nickname(s): asslicker207, (holy shit remember when i used to be called wik, shea) oh and my bae calls me "princess" ayayayaya
3. Birthday: Nov. 13
4. That makes you: 1
5. Where were you born: NUN YO BIDNESS
6. Location right now: hell
7. Shoe size: 7 1/2
8. How any piercings?: Ears, I would like to get a Monroe piercing tho
9. Tattoos?: Not yet
10. When you wake up you're: SLEEPY if its a school day otherwise im happy 
11. When your about to sleep you're: gradually turning down lights and tv volume
12. Zodiac sign: SCORPIO HOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAA
13. Chinese sign: Tiger
14. Righty or Lefty: Righty
15. Innie or Outie: Innie
16. School: im a highschool

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: White
18. Hair colour you were born with: brown
19. Colour right now: platinum blondeish?/?
20. Weight: 135
21. Height: 5'4
22. Braces?: Not anymore
23. Glasses?: No

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: yes
25. If so, who?: colton
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: anus
27. Who has a crush on you?: i started talking about people but i got uncomfortable so can we not
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: NEVER
29. Who was your first kiss:  yo mama
30. Who was your last kiss: colton bae
31. Are you a virgin?: yes
32. Ever had a threesome before?: no
33. There isn't a #33?: what
34. Have you ever been in love?: colton
35. Broken any hearts?: yes
36. Got your heart broken?: yes
37. Ever liked a friend?: yes my relationships always start out w being friends so
38. What happened?: what

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in? 6
40. How many were serious enough to count: 1
41. Who were those serious ones: colton wait thats not a past relationship but
42.  No 42 either??: ia
43. What made them different: colton is perfection
and has common sense
also middle school is dumb
44. What happened: wgh
45. Best boy/girlfriend: colton
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: can we not
47. Ever been kissed: yes
48. Who do you want back: nobody lol
49. Who do you regret: nobody
50. Why?: syavd

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: why do people ask this question its so hard waaaaaa
52. Movie: Coraline, Silence of the Lambs, The Outsiders, and I recently watched "Mary and Max" w. the bae and I love it
53. Food: Dominos pepperoni pizza (i only like getting pizza from there), candy (specifically gum and chocolate), penice
54. Drink: water w. lemon in it
55. Store: LUSH <33333333
56. Television show: Face Off, King of the Hill, Rupaul's Drag Race
57. Holiday: HALLOWEEN BABYYYYYYYYYYYY<333333333333333333
58. Book: o gee idr
59. Ice cream: Bubblegum or Vanilla
60. Sweets: Gum, chocolate, (but not chocolate gum) and fruit yayay wait fruit is sweet but it doesnt count as a fruit
61. Chips: lays plain potato chips
62. Type of music: rap, techo, alternative, pop, anything???
63. Artist: Die Antwoord, Gorillaz, hnnnnnnnnnnnnng
64. Word: asshat
65. Time of day: 10:30 am and 10:30 pm
66. Dressing: cute
67. Alcoholic drink: no thx
68. Colour(s): pink and white, red and black
69. Piece of clothing: dress
70. Character: Tina Belcher from Bob's Burgers, also Alaska Thunderfuck or Sharon Needles
71. Smell: "Cherry, vanilla, piss" -shea
no but really
vanilla, cupcake, bubblegum, lemon
72. Shampoo: idc w/e makes my hair soft
73. Soap: bath and bodyworks
74. Smiley: 8==
75. Board game: CLUEEEEEEEEEEE
76. Sport: no thank U
77. Number: 13
78. Quote: "dont touch me"
79. Animal: sloth
80. Actor: SHIA LABEOUF and Vera Farmiga baeeeeee
82. Vegetable: broccoli
83. Fruit: mango or apple
84. Place to be: the beach or in bed lol
85. Thing in your room: anus
86. Gum: ALL OF IT
87. Shape: HEARTTTTTTTTTT
88. Country: america
89. Mall: la encantada 
90. Car: "the ones where you have to punch someone when you see one." -shea
91. Boy's name: ive always picked ethan even tho idc for that name
92. Girl's name: asscake
93. Family member: my parents or uncles
94. Restaurant: i like taco bell
95. Movie place: idc
96. Person to go to the movies with: colton or my dad
97. Noise: the cries of a man begging for mercy
98. Brand of shoe: vans
99. Brand of clothing: "Whatevers comfortable and affordable" -shea
100. Body part of a chicken: cock
101. Swear word: asshat
102. Month: october
103. Possession: "the demon kind" -shea (lol all of your answers are gold)
104. Team: bdog
105. Season: WINTER
106. Radio station: s
107. Magazine: Astrogirl, Glamour, and Cosmopolitan
108. Favourite grade: elementary school 
109. Least favourite grade: middle school
110. Teacher: mr pawley ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
111. Least favourite teacher: Ms. Maxwell
112. Subject: Art
113. Subject to talk about: why someone did something

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mom?: Dawn
115. Who's your dad?: Rick
116. Any step-parents?: No
117. Any brothers?: 2
118. Any Sisters?: 1
120. Coolest: Uncle Howie
121. Loudest: my entire mom's side of family #italian
122. Best relative: my uncles
123. Worse relative: my aunt
124. Do you get along with your parents? Yes
125. With your siblings? ya??????? i gues
126. Does anyone understand you? skye
127. Do you have any pets?: 3, i would like to get a rat or two tho ; o ;
128. If so, what kind and name? 3 dogs named Tank, Tyler, and Nachoz
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: OH i want a rat
130. Can I be a part of your family? ew

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? yes
132. Did you drop out?: no
133. Your current GPA? : lemme go check
3.3
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: buy
135. ABC's?: z
136. Favorite class: anus
137. Play any sports at school?: no
138. Are you popular?: no lol
139. Favourite memory: tae kwon do
140. Most humiliating moment: -sigh-
141. Most funniest moment: tae kw
142. Most scared moment: Whenever I was around Micah o^o;;

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: leg
146. Dog: fuzzy
147. Christina Aguilera: the voice
148. Ricky Martin: who
149. 50 cent: lol
150. Poop: lol
151. Beach: fun
152. Desert: home 
153. Water: zodiac
154. Osama: bad
155. Love: heart
156. Your little brother: james
157. Butt: me
158. Clowns: lol
159. Wonder: pets
16o. Brown: hair
161. Banana: hannah
162. Sex: hehe
163. Parents: yeah
164. Homosexuals: people
165. God: ohaomasn

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: depends
167. Heaven: no
168. Devil: no
169. Hell: depends
170: Boogy man: no
171. Closet Monsters: depends
172. Fortune tellings: yes
173. Magic: no
174. Love at first sight: sure
175. Ghosts: yes
176. Voo-doo dolls: depends
177. Reincarnation: perhap
178. Yourself: mostly


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: No
180. Do drugs: No
181. Drink alcohol: No
182. Cuss: yes
183. Sing in the shower: sometimes
184. Like school: not really
185. Want to get married: im 1
186. Type with all of your fingers: yes
187. Think you're attractive:YESSSSSS
188. Drink and drive: NOPE
189. Snore: No
190. Sleep walk: I used to hehe
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Yessssssss<3333

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: LOL on accident but it wasnt in public so
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: No
194. Told that person how you felt: Yes, all of them
195. Been arrested: No
196. Gone to jail or juve: No
197. Skateboarded: I tried lol
198. Skinny dipped: Yes
199. Rock climbed: no
unless its on those fake plastic ones then yes lol
200. Killed someone: No
201. Watched porn: yes
202. Gone on a road trip: Yes
203. Went out of the country: yes
204. Talked back to an adult: yes
205. Broken a law: yes
206. Got pulled over: No
208: Cried to get out of trouble: yes
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: yes
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: no
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: no omg
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: probably lol D:
213. Moon someone: LOL on accident???!!!
214. Shop-lifted: no
215. Worked at McDonald's: no
216. Eaten a dog: no
217. Give money to a homeless person: yes
218. Glued your hand to yourself: ive put glue on my hand to pick it off lol but i havent glued myself????
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: yes
220. Had a one night stand: we kissed
and then she moved the next day lol
221. Smoked: No
222. Done drugs: No
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: lol yeah
224. Slap someone for being stupid: jokingly??/
225. Had cyber sex: no
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: at once point i was transgendered and wanted to be a dude but now im a chick and yeah BBBBB
227. Caught someone doing something: yes
228. Played a game that removes clothing: no lol
229. Cried during a movie: yesssssssssssssss
230. Cried over someone: yes
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: nyes
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: no ew
233. Ran away from home: no
234. Cheated on a test: yes

Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: i guess
236. Sky dive: w my dad yes
237. Swim with dolphins: NO I HATE DOLPHINS
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: NO
239. Try to be the opposite sex: i already did
240. Lie to the police: depends
241. Run from the police: no
242. Lie to your parents: yes
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: No
245. Another missing number: fffgfsffffdas

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: Yes
247. Loud: I can be
248. Nice: Sure
249: Outgoing: Sometimes
250: Quiet: Yes
251. Mean: A little
252. Emotional: Not in public
253. Sensitive: yes
254. Gay: very
255. Strong: physically im
OH WERE TALKING ABOUT EMOTIONS and other stuff
then YES yes yes
256. Weak: No
257. Caring: Yes
258. Dangerous: Yes
259. Crazy: Sort of
260. Spontaneous: yes??
261. Funny: yes
262. Sweet: i can be
263. Sharing: yes
264. Responsible: yyyyyyyess
265. Trustworthy: yes
266. Open-minded: very
267. Creative: yes
268. Cute: yes ; v;
269. Slick: ya
270. Smart: yes
271. Dumb: a little
272. Evil: sort of, not really lol
273. Ghetto: quuuuuuuuurl
274. Classy: half the time
the other half im bragging about how big my dick is and making fart noises
275. Photogenic: yes
276. Dependable: yyyyyyes 
277. Greedy: mostly not, depends tho
278. Ugly: No
279. Messy: just my room kind of
280. Neat: Yes
281. Perverted: i talk about wieners a lot
282. Silly: yes
283. A bitch: if youre talking about asserting myself, then yes
284. A Good Listener: yes
285. A Fighter: yes
286. A Party Animal: No
287. A Game Freak: Maybe not a freak but I love me some vijas ; u;
288. A Computer Freak: not anymore

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: working as an entertainer or something w. cosmetology
290. Dream house: SOMETHING W AN OUTDOOR SPIRAL STAIRCASEEEEEEEE
291. Husband/Wife: i think
292. Kids: no
293. Names: anusweave (shoutout to m-dog)
294. Pets: 1 small dog or something small
295. Car: aofsjijiji
296. Age you would want to get married: Mid 20's or 30s i guess
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: idk
298. Honeymoon: some place overly expensive

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend: shea and colton
300. Known the longest: shea
301. Craziest: skye lol -long sigh-
302. Loudest: colton
303. Shyest: haley
304. Best hair: me
305. Best eyes: me
306. Best body: me
307. Most Athletic: kaitlyn
308. Hot-Tempered: kaitlyn
309. Most impatient: me
310. Shortest: kaitlyn
311. Tallest: skye
312. Skinniest: emerson
313. Best singer: colton
314. Funniest: all of them
315. Can always make you laugh: me
lol
316. Wish you talked to more: skye
317. Wish you saw more: shea or mdog
318. Who drives you insane after a while: oasfge
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: skye
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': what
321. Whose always been there when you need them: uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhggggggggggggghh probably shea or colton
322. Who is like your family: colton (which is kind of weird and gross to think about lol)
323. How many friends do you have?: not a lot
324. How many are really close?: 4

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: cake
326. Thing you drank: water
327. Thing you wore: jammies
328. Thing you did: homework
329. Place you went: ross w. my dad
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: ears
331. Person you saw: My mom
332. Person you hugged: colton
333. Person you kissed: colton
334.  ANOTHER EMPTY: ansj3eaf
335. Person you talked to online: SHEAAAAA
336. Person you talked to on the phone: dad
337. Song you heard: Sarina Paris - Look at us Now
338. Show you saw: hnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNG
339. Time you fought with your parents: can we not do this lol
340. Time you fought with a friend: :U

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: nothing
344. What are you drinking: water
345. What are you thinking: school
346. What are you wearing: jammies
347. What are you doing: im supposed to be doing homework
349. Hair: blonde and curly
350. Mood: none
351. Listening to: Sarina Paris - Look at us Now
352. Talking to anyone: no
353. Watching anything: no

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: No
355. Are you a carnivore: No?? #omnivore
356. Are you heterosexual: no
357. Do you like penguins: Yes
358. Do you write poetry: No
359. Do you see stupid people: what
360. You + Me: no what
361. Do you like the Osbournes: i love me some kelly osbourne
362. Can you see flying pigs: wh
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: yesssssssssss hehe
364. Are you from Afghanistan: no
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: no??
366. Are you a zombie: yes w. rainbows
367. Am i annoying you: no
368. Do you bite your nails:  No
369. Can you cross your eyes: Yes
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: No 
371. Have you touched someone's private part: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: winter
373. Spring or Fall: fall
374. Shakira or Britney: I LOVE THEM BOTH
375. MTV or VH1: idc
376. Black or White: both
377. Yellow or Pink: Pink
378. Football or Basketball: IDK
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Phone lol
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil
381. Cold or Hot: Cold
382. Tattoos or Piercings:I love both
383. Inside or Outside: Inside
384. Weed or Alcohol: Neither
385. Coke or Pepsi: diet coke
386. Tape or Glue: Tape
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: NEITHER omfg grossojadiksdfhdjukkjsk ghnnnnnnnnng

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: yes pls
389. About boy bands: oh
390. About suicide: Don't do it
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: GTFO
392. About teen pregnancy: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" -shea
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: happy and content w myself
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: oh jeez
395. About gay men: YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: i literally made this website bootys4science.webs.com/
397. Current weather right now: good
398. Current time: 7:40
399. Any shout outs: SHEA BAE
400. Last thoughts: "mastirbation isnt a sin if u do it rite"

BYE

• 1:Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.

i saw coraline with my friend sam in 3D when it first came out and i have adored it since ; o ; it's cute, creepy, and psychologically warped (which are 3 of my favorite adjectives tbh) so
i watched it like literally 8 or 9 times while i was in the hospital

• 2:Talk about your first kiss.

in kindergarten i think
i meant to give me friend celina a hug but somehow we kissed??
and it was the end of the day so all the parents were outside to pick us up and i ran outside to my mom screaming
"MOM I KISSED CELINA"
hoseuxlmo

• 3:Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.

hi colton
ok
hes beautiful in every aspect possible and is such a good person
nobody like him exists and
he has really soft hair and a cute butt okkay im sorry iOKAY BYE

• 4:Talk about the thing you regret most so far.

ok i keep thinking of all the bad things that've happened to me but somehow some good things have come out those experiences so???
OH actually i know it was being an ass to colton my bb at the beginning of the year v_v i upset myself thinking about how much of a dickbag i was lol
-sigh-

• 5:Talk about the best birthday you've had.

years ago when we went to peter piper's pizza with a group of friends
god bless

• 6:Talk about the worst birthday you've had.

i dont know??? wh

• 7:Talk about your biggest insecurity.

my biggest insecurity for a long while has been my self esteem
bc my confidence in my physical appearance is like YEEEEEEEEEEAHH *blows party horn thing* really good
and im a good/nice person
and my spirituality is really good
but like psychologically im like :UUUUUU


im laffin at my description but yeah

• 8:Talk about the thing you are most proud of.

i am very creative and artistic DDDD
i mean my art is my only talent so like
but there are so many different definitions of art
like painting, designing, music
so yeah
art has a very wide spectrum so if thats my prime talent then i guess its not that bad

• 9:Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.

little things
do you mean literal little things or like
tbh i love everything on/about my body so im not sure which specific things i can pinpoint

• 10:Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.

my entire 8th grade year lol

• 11:Talk about the best dream you've ever had.

i love having nightmares
so i guess any one of those

• 12:Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.

in elementary school i had a dream that everyone in my class and i died and we were chilling in heaven and everything was all foggy and shit so i was like "oh wait were dead" and i woke up crying

• 13:Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.

how i imagine my 1st time
um
it depends
bc i dont plan on having sex any time soon bc im only 12
so
um
yeah no this isnt something im gonna talk about on a public website

• 14:Talk about a vacation.

a vacation?
ok well i would like to go on a vacation to bisbee w the bae and/or go to the beach in california and see shea bc she is swaggy af

• 15:Talk about the time you were most content in life.

hmm
i cant remember when/or why
but i remember being totally/entirely zen at one point and it was awesome

• 16:Talk about the best party you've ever been to.

the best party
hm
recently i went to my friend deshawn's bday party and i reconnected w him and another old friend and it was nice

• 17:Talk about someone you want to be friends with.

tbh im content w the friends i have bc the people who i've wanted to be friends with are my friends so

• 18:Talk about something that happened in elementary school.

one time during silent reading time i bent over to pick up a book i dropped and i farted and nobody noticed except my friend joel who was making eye contact w me and we both started laughing

• 19:Talk about something that happened in middle school.

i punched a guy in the face for grabbing my butt
(hey mickey if you are reading this the guy was Brandon Obert lol)

• 20:Talk about something that happened in high school.

colton is cool

• 21:Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.

this one guy asked me out to this scary house thing (bc it was in october) and i was like "oh im already going w my other friend srry"

then like 2 weeks later he got suspended for threatening to bring a gun and shoot 2 kids at our school

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• 22:Talk about your worst fear.

THE DARK
and groups of men

and those two combined

• 23:Talk about a time someone turned you down.

i asked out a boy a few times
and he said no and i was like wtf why
he turned out to be a homosexual

• 24:Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.

i was reading rupaul's book
and he said "what other people think about me is none of my business"

and it really stuck with me (in a good way)
so its my mantra when people are judgemental or say negative comments to/about me

• 25:Talk about an ex-best friend.

there was this one girl
middle school was dumb

• 26:Talk about things you do when you're sick.

i sleep
go on computer/play video games
eat crackers and stuff
sleep
puke
sleep

• 27:Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.

their face yayay

• 28:Talk about your fetishes.

gtfo jfc

• 29:Talk about what turns you on.

your mom hAHAHa

• 30:Talk about what turns you off.

"socialism" -shea

• 31:Talk about what you think death is like.

death
i think your soul will move on to another body/physical being when you die
but your soul never changes
so i guess you kinda get reincarnated into something else
i dk

• 32:Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.

i remember my kindergarten class had this huge rainbow rug
and this guy in my class named Kevin was a dick

• 33:Talk about what you do when you are sad.

eat chocolate, lay in bed, cry, listen to sad music
all at once

• 34:Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.

ya

• 35:Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.

taking minor things so unnecessarily serious

• 36:Talk about your guilty pleasures.

this whole journal diddly doo was kinda boring

• 37:Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.

this one guy
i cant come up with a mean enough term to describe him so
hes dumb

• 38:Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.

8th grade - suck my dick by DJ Valentino
Colton - anyone else but you by the moldy peaches
Shea - probably some song by gregory and the hawk but idk which one

• 39:Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.

nobody can help you except yourself

• 40:Talk about the end of something in your life.

middle school ending and i got to go to a different high school
and everyone the middle school can rot
except for some people bc i love them so it makes me sad that they have to be there with those people for the next for years




shit i ended this journal on a negative note but